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Postby Louie B. » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:25 am

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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Postby deemotored » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:19 pm

Oh.my.gawd. :shock:
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Postby YELLOWMINIAZ » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:30 am

I already got this on email.. :P

Except thats your face...LOL :roll:
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Postby Louie B. » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:42 pm

Most of you don't venture over to azsolo.com, so I'll share this here:

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Postby Louie B. » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:07 am

A little advice (again stolen from AZsolo.com)

Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.

Rule #1:
When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills.
No one knows why.

Rule #2:
If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 10mm socket yet?"
Again, no one knows why.

Rule #3:
If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car, a 99 cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars.
No one knows why.

Rule #4:
Never buy men bathrobes. Once I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.

Rule #5:
You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out.
If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips.

Rule #6:
Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after-shave or deodorant.
I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.

Rule #7:
Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. "Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink." You get the idea.
No one knows why.

Rule #8:
Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box.
It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over.

Rule #9:
Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Discount Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears Clearance Centers are also excellent men's stores.) It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. ("From NAPA Auto, he? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")

Rule #10:
Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will barbecue.
Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a hamburger?"

Rule #11:
Tickets to a Cowboys game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts."
Everyone knows why.

Rule #12:
Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a Chainsaw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #7 and what happens when he gets a label maker.

Rule #13:
It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder.
Never buy a real man a stepladder. It must be an extension ladder.
No one knows why.

Rule #14:
Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" manila rope.
No one knows why.
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Postby Mrono » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:54 am

Yes, Rope, I love rope!
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Postby Louie B. » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:14 am

Bump up now that it's that time!
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Postby Carey934 » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:29 am

Murphy says to say Merry Christmas and made this video for y'all:

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Postby Louie B. » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:58 am

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Postby Louie B. » Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:18 am

OK, it's officially Christmas now!

Merry Christmas everybody!
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Postby perrin » Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:44 am

Louie B. wrote:OK, it's officially Christmas now!

Merry Christmas everybody!


Happy Holidays Everyone!!!!
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had.....:( '05 MCSa HB/B all 4 packages, anthracite trim, H/K sound, Aero Kit, Pulley and intake.
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Postby DB Cooper » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:34 pm

Merry Christmas Everyone


Debbie, Barney, DJ and Wyatt
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Postby danjmcs » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:49 pm

Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings to everyone!

Dan & Marilyn
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Postby YELLOWMINIAZ » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:51 am

MERRY CHRISTMAS

HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
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